Paul Rosolie Only Puts Head and Arm Inside Anaconda, Snake Calls Him a Tease

Paul Rosolie teased tv viewers like a virgin at a high school prom, pulling out of his stunt at the last second. Eaten Alive promised the naturalist’s ravenous television audience that an anaconda would eat him whole on live television. Rosolie strapped on a carbon fiber suit, doused himself in pig’s blood and crawled over to the female snake on all fours. This sounds like animal porn.

Rosolie stuck his head inside and then screamed out “I’m calling it, I need help!” as the snake constricted on his arm. He explained on the show what happened:

I started to feel the blood drain out of my hand and I felt the bone flex. And when I got to the point where I felt like it was going to snap I had to tap out.

Rosolie’s crew released the snack back into the wild where it masturbated in frustration.

Rosolie wanted the show to bring attention to the disappearing rainforests but it just brought attention to his pussy ways. We want you to be eaten alive dammit!! Twitter blew up with rage and this tweet summed it up best:

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