Peep Olivia Wilde’s Amazing Body. There’s No Way She Gave Birth 7 Months Ago

How a crying ball of baby bone and flesh and pee-whenever-I-want came out of Olivia Wilde’s still-perfect body demands a scientific investigation. Wilde and her husband, Jason Sudeikis (who should thank the stars every day for his wife), hit up Hawaii for some paddleboarding and family time with their chubby pooping machine.

Wilde glided across the beach in her bikini with not a stretch mark or droopy boob in sight. Meanwhile, Sudeikis spent most of the time in the ocean hiding his erection and randomly tossing his baby up in the air.