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Scarlett Johansson Calls Her Body Just ‘Okay’

International bombshell Scarlett Johnasson summoned all the humility inside her voluptuous figure and said she just has an ‘okay body’. That giant hack you heard was millions of women across the country choking on their ice cream. Speaking about her body on the Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2014, she said “I wouldn’t say it’s particularly remarkable, though. I don’t like my thighs, my midsection.” Oh really. Guess she wishes her breasts weren’t so big either.

Has she checked her Google search numbers for ‘Scarlett nude’? Yea, people love her body. There’s a ton of crusty tissues here on my desk to back me up.

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Her body is sloppy at best. It’s hard to watch her pretend to do flips and kicks in Avengers. She’s fine in other movies.

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What can I say, I wouldn’t mind hitting that and I wouldn’t kick her out of my bed ;) :P

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Do you think there’s scar tissue on her brown-eye?

Rick
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But she had her implants removed!!! And now she’s complaining that her bod’s meh? The human condition is bound to hypocrisy. Quite tasteless…. -_-

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Meh at best.

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