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Sex Offender Wins Millions in Florida Lottery Proving Karma Really Isn’t a Bitch

Congratulations Timothy Poole, you just won the $3 million Florida lottery. Too bad that won’t buy back the lives of the children you sexually assaulted and ruined. This fat 450-pound goblin bought a $20 ticket from a 7-11 in Florida in a sign that the universe truly is messed up.

Poole has been arrested 12 times, including pleading guilty to sexual battery of two victims under the age of 12 in 2002. Of course, Poole claimed his innocence saying “It may be hard for some to believe, but sometimes people are wrongly accused”. Which doesn’t explain the rest of his rap sheet.

Some states disallow sex offenders from collecting on lottery winnings, but of course, Florida doesn’t have such laws. Showing us once again that Florida’s the shittiest state in the union.

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