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UK Takes All the Kink Out of Porn

The UK has placed a ban on all BDSM related porn made in their great puritan nation. Amending the 2003 Communications Act, the Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires Video on Demand (streaming) porn must conform to new standards and can’t contain “specially restricted” material. These are the same guidelines DVD sex shop porn has to follow. Here are the list of banned acts as decided upon by the British Board of Film Censors:

  • Spanking
  • Caning
  • Aggressive whipping
  • Penetration by any object “associated with violence”
  • Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
  • Urolagnia (known as “water sports”)
  • Female ejaculation
  • Strangulation
  • Facesitting
  • Fisting

The Independent says the BBFC deems the final three are acts as “life-endangering”. By the time the UK is through, all the porn made in Britain will be the most polite porn you’ll jerk it to. I’m only half-joking when I say their next set of rules will be to require filmed verbal consent before every sex act. “May I come on your face?” Please do. “Smashing!”

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