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Whitney Port Is in a Bikini

Whitney Port hasn’t been relevant in years but here she is in a bikini in Miami anyway. She’s a fashion designer now which means absolutely nothing this day and age. My neighbor could be a fashion designer. And she’s 8. All you need is a Shopify template and a dream. Possibly also a reality show. But TLC should be handing those out like Halloween candy.

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Capt Cornhole says: I’d love to see her glorious gash gaped.

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