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Blake Lively Gave Birth and Surprise, It Might Have a Name

Still can’t get over the fact that Ryan Reynolds gets to put his pee-pee inside Blake Lively? Well, this might make you feel better. A living, slime-covered mutant sac of monstrosity that will someday transform into the most beautiful creature combining the powerful, model-like DNA of both Lively and Reynolds passed through Lively’s no doubt rose-smelling birth canal.

Jezebel reports a rumor that the couple welcomed a daughter named Violet. This after a supposed Westchester Hospital worker tweeted out the news…

Blake Lively Baby Name Violet Rumor 01

…then quickly deleted the tweet, and changed their user name.

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Whatever the baby’s name is, a modeling contract awaits her. Along with a lifetime supply of cocaine.

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