Blake Lively Gave Birth and Surprise, It Might Have a Name

Still can’t get over the fact that Ryan Reynolds gets to put his pee-pee inside Blake Lively? Well, this might make you feel better. A living, slime-covered mutant sac of monstrosity that will someday transform into the most beautiful creature combining the powerful, model-like DNA of both Lively and Reynolds passed through Lively’s no doubt rose-smelling birth canal.

Jezebel reports a rumor that the couple welcomed a daughter named Violet. This after a supposed Westchester Hospital worker tweeted out the news…

…then quickly deleted the tweet, and changed their user name.

Whatever the baby’s name is, a modeling contract awaits her. Along with a lifetime supply of cocaine.

Notify of

Inline Feedbacks
View all comments