Dakota Johnon’s First Vogue Cover Is 50 Shades of Not Gray

Dakota Johnson’s star will blow up after 50 Shades of Grey hits the theaters. Already, the movie has sold more pre-sales on Fandango than any other R-rated movie since Fandango’s inception. That is to say, 15 years, but still, impressive. Now, Vogue plastered her on their February 2015 cover. Johnson’s only 25 years old and what the hell did you do at 25? Johnson tells the magazine:

It’s just the most insane thing to be a part of. I’ve never experienced anything like this; I don’t think anyone has. It’s terrifying — and it’s exciting.

I wanted to be involved because it’s so different…and it’s an intense love story.

Like every director in the world, Sam Taylor-Johnson can’t stop gushing about his lead actors.

She blew us out of the water. She understood the nuance of that passage and how to play something delicately. Dakota has the ability to play so fragile and vulnerable, but with this underlying strength that makes you feel she is going to triumph

Taylor-Johnson forgot to add she gives great blow jobs. He should’ve just stopped at “she blew us” because we know that’s how this went do. What Hollywood actress gets by on acting merit alone? Maybe Meryl Streep. That’s it. Everyone else needs to show a little more proactiveness. *makes blow job motion*

Vogue decided to pump up Johnson’s star by releasing an artsy video that makes no sense.