Dakota Johnon’s First Vogue Cover Is 50 Shades of Not Gray

Dakota Johnson’s star will blow up after 50 Shades of Grey hits the theaters. Already, the movie has sold more pre-sales on Fandango than any other R-rated movie since Fandango’s inception. That is to say, 15 years, but still, impressive. Now, Vogue plastered her on their February 2015 cover. Johnson’s only 25 years old and what the hell did you do at 25? Johnson tells the magazine:

It’s just the most insane thing to be a part of. I’ve never experienced anything like this; I don’t think anyone has. It’s terrifying — and it’s exciting.

I wanted to be involved because it’s so different…and it’s an intense love story.

Like every director in the world, Sam Taylor-Johnson can’t stop gushing about his lead actors.

She blew us out of the water. She understood the nuance of that passage and how to play something delicately. Dakota has the ability to play so fragile and vulnerable, but with this underlying strength that makes you feel she is going to triumph

Taylor-Johnson forgot to add she gives great blow jobs. He should’ve just stopped at “she blew us” because we know that’s how this went do. What Hollywood actress gets by on acting merit alone? Maybe Meryl Streep. That’s it. Everyone else needs to show a little more proactiveness. *makes blow job motion*

Vogue decided to pump up Johnson’s star by releasing an artsy video that makes no sense.

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9 years ago

The director Sam is actually a woman, not a guy. She’s married to Aaron Taylor-Johnson from “Kick Ass”

9 years ago

Of course 50 Shades is specifically ALL about ‘rough sex’ and that’s all it was ever about. It was originally ‘fanfiction’ inspired by Stephenie Meyer’s disgusting sexual fantasy that she accidentally left glaring throughout The Twilight Saga like ONLY an amateur author would. Did you KNOW that the characters of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey were ORIGINALLY Bella Swan and Edward Cullen? They said the same thing about Twilight when they made it into a movie: “We’re not making the movie anti-women and it isn’t misogynistic!” And YET the tabloids & paparazzi were so freely allowed to p*ss all over… Read more »

9 years ago

Robert Pattinson’s career-hindering Rover Smear based on the WHOLE WIDE WORLD’S Twilight HATE: Read the details surrounding how 50 Shades of Grey was inspired by Twilight; as well as ALL about still-sick-in-the-head OLDER hater-hags here:

SEARCH explaintwilightbreakingdawnending on blogspot for all the gory details on the stupid Twilight ‘cheating’ scandal finale, Robert Pattinson’s latest career-hindering smear – along with the history of The Twilight Saga and the unusual over-obsessions Stephenie Meyer accidentally-caused her divided fans and anti-fans (not to mention, the HATE she piled on her fans and Robert and Kristen from the rest of the world).