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Gwyneth Paltrow Advocates Vagina Steaming

Never forget that celebrities aren’t the sanest people around. Exhibit A: Gwyneth Paltrow raves that women should blast steam onto their lady parts. To get out the wrinkles we suppose? Who knows. What else do you expect from someone who ‘consciously uncouples‘? Her recent GOOP post says it all:

…the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it.

Riiight. Quack quack quack. Sounds like Paltrow got her degree in biology from What the Fuck U. Don’t listen to her says doctors. Well, no shit. One doctor, Dr. Jen Gunter, wrote in a blog post:

Steam is probably not good for your vagina. Herbal steam is no better and quite possibly worse.

Mugwort or wormwood or whatever when steamed, either vaginally or on the vulva, can’t possibly balance any reproductive hormones, regulate your menstrual cycle, treat depression, or cure infertility.

Mugwort or wormwood being herbal remedies. She says “vaginal absorption of medications requires the right medication and dose and the right delivery vehicle.” Yeaa..we got your delivery vehicle right here. *grabs crotch*

By now, Paltrow is probably trolling everyone because no one can be this retarded.

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