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Meet Oscar Nominee ‘Dick Poop’

While you were sleeping this morning, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences rattled off a list of nominees for their advertisement they call the Oscars. Academy president Cheryl Boon Isaacs did fine announcing the nominees until she got to Mr. Turner cinematographer Dick Pope. Isaacs christened him ‘Dick Poop’. *sigh* Too bad. You wait so long for an Oscar nomination and you still get called shit. Tough life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyL9TeIsGsI

Surprisingly, Isaacs didn’t mess up on Oscar nominees Lukasz Zal and Ryszard Lenczeski for Ida. She got those names spot on. Probably because she read them really haltingly like a 5-year old sounding out their first Dr. Seuss book. It would’ve understandable if she threw up her arms in frustration and screamed “What’s with these freaking names?? You know I can’t read, right?!?”

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