Say Good-Bye to This Body, Paulina Gretzky Just Gave Birth

He shoots, he scores! PGA golfer Dustin Johnson dropped a hole in one nine months ago and today, he claims his trophy. A squawking bundle of responsibility and sleepless nights. Johnson and fiancee Paulina Gretzky welcomed a boy Monday. OUT OF WEDLOCK!!! Both took to the Kardashian naming game according to TMZ:

As for the name — all we know is it starts with a T, in keeping with a Gretzky tradition for guys. Wayne’s son’s are named Tristan, Trevor, and Ty.

If you want to know what it takes to get a Paulina Gretzky, money. Pure cash. Johnson got her a Rolex to help her birth along. Gretzky called it a ‘#PrePushPresent’. Damn, most guys can only afford  Lamaze classes.

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