Tobey Maguire Inspects Street Booty

Being a rich and famous guy in Hollywood means not having to hide your wandering eye. In fact, girls welcome it. Pleaaase stare at me. Why else did I paint on this low-cut blouse that exposes my enormous talents?? Tobey Maguire ain’t got time to play it coy. When he stares you down, he gonna stare. You. Down. And you’ll know it. Maguire fixates so hard on this girl’s booty, you expect R. Kelly to pop into the frame and start crooning a slow sex jam.

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