What’s wrong with Suicide Squad? There’s a revolving door of actors coming and going from the movie like a bunch of free agents chasing a championship. A couple of months ago, Jared Leto replaced Ryan Gosling. Now, Tom Hardy jumped ship. Supposedly, he gave a scheduling conflict as the reason, but perhaps it’s camouflage for a poor script. Guess who might replace him?
Jake Gyllenhaal. That’s right. Fresh off Nightcrawler, Gyllenhaal might join his End of Watch director, David Ayer, in the story about a group of supervillains’ last shot at redemption. That cast will stake their claim to cast of the summer. Leto, Gyllenhaal if he joins, Will Smith and Margo Robbie from The Wolf of Wall Street, Jai Courtney and umm…Cara Delevingne.
Whose dick did Delevingne suck for her role?? Answer: everyone’s. Somehow, she moved from the runway to acting without anyone even noticing. Possible dick sucking and a savvy use of tabloids like the random upskirt or celebrity lesbian makeout. Genius.