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Zooey Deschanel Pregnant with First Child and You’re Not the Father. Oh Well.

Zooey Deschanel used to be the ‘It’ girl. All cute, innocent and big-eyed. Then came the sex scandal. Jusssst joking. There hasn’t been any sex scandal yet. I told her not to leak our videos. Anyway, you know who she isn’t having a child with? You. BUT, she is having one with producer boyfriend Jacob Pechenik. That’s too bad. She used to be so attractive, now she’s pregnant. Maybe her kid can have playdates with this special superstar’s new kid.

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