Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss cover the new issue of Vogue. For what reason? Don’t know. Probably because they’re both hot and not Cindy Crawford’s stomach? Just spitballing here. Anyway, the two competed to see who the best bff was.
The two look so similar. Tall, blonde, blue eyes, attractive. Jesus, if Hitler saw these two together, he’d be so erect.
White girls. I’m always surprised when I see one with a man.
Taylor Swift: Hitler’s jack off doll. classy