Dakota Johnson Nude in W Magazine

There’s gonna be some serious boning this weekend. 50 Shades of Grey hits the theaters and it’ll look like a massive orgy inside. Couples will walk out hand in hand sporting massive boners and wet spots. And the smell. Sheesh, the smells. The press machine keeps churning out Dakota Johnson photos and articles, oh and that guy, Jamie Dornan. W Magazine films them in black and white for their March issue. It makes these photos way more serious. They lovingly stare at each other before no doubt, flaying each other with a cat o’ nine tails later. They must be good actors because they actually hate each other.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, watch probably the best parts of the movie in its trailer below.