Hannah Davis Lands Cover of 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Derek Jeter must have a dick of gold because his girlfriend, Hannah Davis, grabbed the cover of the 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She Instagrammed that s**t earlier tonight.

The big reveal came on The Tonight Show earlier Wednesday night.

If Davis had pushed that swimsuit bottom down a few more inches, it would’ve been Sports Illustrated‘s first softcore porn cover. You can practically see her camel lips. Putting that aside, this cover underwhelms. They airbrushed Davis’ face so much she looks like every other model out there. This might as well be a Vogue cover.

Nowadays, Victoria’s Secret has overtaken Sports Illustrated when it comes to these model type covers/events. The whole Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show blows this away. Even watching Victoria’s Secret models lip sync Taylor Swift is more fun than this cover.

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9 years ago

I wish Jeter’s dick would fall off. It probably will anyway. (I hear Valtrex is paying him for every confirmed case of Herpes attributed to him.)