Jessica Simpson Gets Spanked ’50 Shades of Grey’ Style

Jessica Simpson, dumb as rocks but pretty hot. Photograph her in black and white and artsy colors and you’ll kinda forget that her IQ matches her shoe size (and she doesn’t have size 135 feet by the way). For some reason, but we’re not questioning why, she and her ex-NFL football player husband, Eric Johnson, put up a photoshoot of them a  la 50 Shades of Grey. Meaning sexy time with S&M! Well, in this case, a light slap on the butt by her husband as Simpson wears thigh highs. They Instagrammed it and hashtagged it “#FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON”. They didn’t go with the hashtag “#FIFTYINCHESOFJOHNSON” which would’ve been waaaay more exciting.

I'm so in love with you #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON

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