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Kim, Khloe, Kylie And North West Escape Near Death Car Crash

We almost lost American royalty yesterday. The Kardashian clan skidded of the road and briefly into oncoming traffic before sliding off into a ditch early Saturday morning. Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and North West were driving in Bozeman, Montana on icy roads when the accident happened.

…a semi-truck drove by their car and kicked up a ton of snow, hitting their windshield and apparently blinding Khloe.

Apparently Khloe couldn’t see and began swerving, right into a patch of black ice.  The car then spun out of control, crossing oncoming traffic and ending up in a ditch.

Kim had a brief moment of clarity and gratitude Instagramming a shot of snow-covered hills with the caption “Thank you God for watching over us and keeping us safe”.

It’s a surprise these three attention-mongers didn’t pose for a selfie in front of the crash. The minute these three crashed, they probably started seeing dollar signs over how much they could get for the People magazine cover and interview on the accident.

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DavidH
DavidH
9 years ago

Did you realize what happened there? Even god doesn’t want them :P hehe

KB
KB
9 years ago

What the hell were they doing in “God’s country”, anyway?

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

Since when are ho’s Royalty?

Ognar
Ognar
9 years ago

They would only have been mourned be big media conglomerates, most of us are sick of hearing about them!

bobalouski
bobalouski
9 years ago

Darn.

Nate
Nate
9 years ago

I’d like to express my doubts that all of those people (esp. the infant) were “driving.” Step up yo’ grammar game!