Rita Ora Naked at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Rita Ora strapped a few pieces of black cloth over her naked body for the Vanity Fair party. For that, she deserves a round of applause. Ora showed up at the magazine’s Oscar party all naked under a a ‘dress’ that put her ass on full display. That dress probably made taking a dump quite the struggle, but that’s why stars take laxatives before big events like the Oscars. No one wants to spell secondhand fecal residue coming through a hot celebrity’s sheer dress. Definitely not a turn on. To most people.

Rita Ora Reveals All At Vanity Fair Party pic.twitter.com/vnmpyPHGVX

— Thistu Sukon (@HNICishere) February 23, 2015

Rita Ora in Donna Karan at the Vanity Fair #Oscars party! Rihanna called and she wants her dress back: pic.twitter.com/XKTZBoiDaa

— Emmanuel Tjiya (@EmmanuelTjiya) February 23, 2015