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The Kardashians Sign 4 Year, $100m Extension. Are You Happy America??

The Kardashians are geniuses disguised in whorish outfits. Magicians who plucked money from where there was zero talent and convinced America to pay attention. Bravo, Kris Jenner, bravo. It’s the greatest con job we’ve seen. And now, four more years of it. The Kardashians just inked a four year, $100 million dollar extension for their Keeping Up with the Kardashians show.

The deal covers at least four more seasons of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” as well as spinoffs, which have included “Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons.” E! executives also believe the family’s huge social media following will fuel future digital projects. Jenner had previously been rumored to be in talks about a Kardashian YouTube channel.

There will be further opportunities for the sisters under the new package. Khloé has been hosting red carpet coverage as well as post-Oscar and Grammy specials for E! Kim is also expected to produce her own future shows.

The Kardashians will get plastered all over that network and you will like it America. They’re gonna shove the Kardashians down your throat one by one until each and every brain cell perishes in a struggle for intellectual nourishment.

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Maybe, after his sex change operation, Brucile will star in a mass-murder/suicide episode and surprise everyone!

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