This Girl Tried to Chew Her Man’s Dick Off

File under crazy girls. Amber Ellis from Tulsa, Oklahoma evidently couldn’t get enough of the D. So what’s a girl to do? Chomp on her boyfriend’s penis like Joey Chestnut at a hot dog eating contest.

According to the police report, the victim said he and his girlfriend were out drinking and began arguing while walking home “about how needy she had become.”  The couple verbally fought in the apartment until the victim told police Ellis stormed off, slamming the bedroom door.

Police say the victim fell asleep on the couch only to wake up to find Ellis “biting his (penis) off.”

The victim told police he fought Ellis off but she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Damn, AND she hits him with a laptop. Amber’s on a mission and she won’t be denied. The boyfriend took 4-5 stitches to the penis according to the report. When this girl was gnawing on her man’s dick, did she ever think, this probably isn’t a good idea. And then was like, but, I’ve gone so far. There’s no turning back now.