Alec Baldwin Needs to Lay Off the Pasta

Here’s Alec Baldwin strolling in Beverly Hills, presumably on his way back from his third lunch of the day. Alec Baldwin’s favorite words in the English language: “I’ll have seconds please”. Scratch that. Baldwin would never say ‘please’. More like “I’ll have seconds, you cocksucking fathead”. Baldwin should look up the words ‘portion control’ before his weight overtakes his ego.