Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse Break Up Due to Age Difference
Sucks to be old, don’t it? Don’t worry Bradley. Even though you’re 40, you’re a rich, famous movie star. The well of girls waiting for you will never run dry. Just ask Jack Nicholson. Word comes out that Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse broke up. Cue the ‘awwwww’ sound. Why? Suki realized she didn’t like old men.
“They remain friends but they both want different things right now,” a source tells E! News exclusively. The source adds that Cooper wanted to start a family, but “Suki isn’t ready.” “She loves Bradley and he loves her but she’s so young and wants to concentrate on her acting career before becoming a mom,” the source says.
‘Young’. Meaning Suki still wants to party, run around topless and hook up. You know, like every other 23-year old out there. Does this look like someone who should be a mom?
No, don’t deprive the world of this. 23-year olds with stretch marks = bye bye to the acting career Suki.
Very hard to keep these young girls “busy” as often as they like when you get past 35! George Clooney must have a stand in!