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Bruce Jenner Got New Tits

A report from RadarOnline purports Bruce Jenner just got bitch tits. A source says he opted for smaller implants because he didn’t want to look ridiculous. Because getting DD’s is what’s going to make Bruce Jenner look ridiculous. Not the fact he’s probably getting a super snatch installed in the next year.

His gender reassignment surgery is expected to take place in May or June and the source says Bruce can still go bigger. His hesitation probably lies in the fact that he doesn’t want to look like a ho.

“Recovery hasn’t been difficult, but Bruce has had to sleep in a recliner to help with the healing,” the Radar source said. “He’s not allowed to lift anything, and he has to wear a bra 24/7, but he’s expected to resume normal activities in the next six weeks.”

“He has been emotional, but finally feels like this is the body he was meant to have,” the source said.

You know what’s going to take a bigger toll on the Jenner family than getting used to Brucelina? The fact that they’re now going to have to deal with yet another family member asking if a dress makes them look fat. I kind of get why Rob Kardashian is so depressed all the time.

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