James Franco Comes Out…Sort Of. ‘I’m Gay Up to the Point of Intercourse’

James Franco dips a cautious toe out of the closet and tests the waters of acceptance. In a recent article in Four Two Nine magazine, Franco has a conversation between a gay James Franco and straight James Franco. Uhh, artsy. It sounds like Franco wants to come out, but can’t fully commit. SJ and GJ (Straight James and Gay James) hash it out:

SJ: OK, so, good place to start. Let’s get substantial: are you fucking gay or what?

GJ: Well, I like to think that I’m gay in my art and straight in my life. Although, I’m also gay in my life up to the point of intercourse, and then you could say I’m straight. So I guess it depends on how you define gay. If it means whom you have sex with, I guess I’m straight. In the twenties and thirties, they used to define homosexuality by how you acted and not by whom you slept with. Sailors would f**k guys all the time, but as long as they behaved in masculine ways, they weren’t considered gay.

Riiiight. That’s what they call ‘hedging your bets’. So unfierce James. He  basically stuck his finger up to see which way the wind blows. Acceptance or non-acceptance. Movie roles or straight to streaming. Or more like James stuck an erection in the air to see which way Hollywood blows. *snickers*