Kim Kardashian: ‘I’ve Been Having Sex 500 Times a Day’
Kim Kardashian is an alien sent from the future. #truth. She talks like a soulless automaton, looks like some underground lab sculpted her from random parts and has the IQ of a macadamia nut. Her mom, Kris Jenner, must be the brains behind the whole Kardashian operation. In fact, they probably all are robots.
In other news, E! released a snippet preview of the 10th (!) season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It opens with Kim lying on a couch talking to someone, presumably Khloe Kardashian, saying “I’ve been having sex 500 times a day.” Khloe reacts with obvious disgust.
The assumption is that Kim’s been doing it 500 times with Kanye because they want to have North West #2. On the other hand, this is Kim. She’s a whore. The big reveal might be that Kim is a whore robot that stays alive through fornication and photo shoots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq9CjNtMWU
That must be a long line…
Take a number and white boys have to wait in the back.
The black hole explained.
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If we take her literally, that means that Kanye only lasts a bit less than 3 minutes. Either she is unimaginably exciting, or he has issues. I think she is just exaggerating.