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Kim Kardashian: ‘I’ve Been Having Sex 500 Times a Day’

Kim Kardashian is an alien sent from the future. #truth. She talks like a soulless automaton, looks like some underground lab sculpted her from random parts and has the IQ of a macadamia nut. Her mom, Kris Jenner, must be the brains behind the whole Kardashian operation. In fact, they probably all are robots.

In other news, E! released a snippet preview of the 10th (!) season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It opens with Kim lying on a couch talking to someone, presumably Khloe Kardashian, saying “I’ve been having sex 500 times a day.” Khloe reacts with obvious disgust.

The assumption is that Kim’s been doing it 500 times with Kanye because they want to have North West #2. On the other hand, this is Kim. She’s a whore. The big reveal might be that Kim is a whore robot that stays alive through fornication and photo shoots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq9CjNtMWU

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bobalouski
bobalouski
10 years ago

That must be a long line…

JD
JD
10 years ago

Take a number and white boys have to wait in the back.

MylesofStyles
10 years ago

The black hole explained.

kyra bank
10 years ago
Rodzilla
Rodzilla
10 years ago

If we take her literally, that means that Kanye only lasts a bit less than 3 minutes. Either she is unimaginably exciting, or he has issues. I think she is just exaggerating.