Mitt Romney Gives Up All Hope in Life, Plans to Box Evander Holyfield

Since losing the 2012 election, Mitt Romney hasn’t done much of anything. Now we know why he’s been laying low. Romney intends to transition to a boxing career and don’t even mention ‘warm up’ fight to him. Romney plans to scrap with ex-heavyweight champion, Evander Holyfield. Can someone say ‘suicide mission’?

Romney is slated to fight former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in the marquee event during a several-bout evening at the Rail Event Center near the Union Pacific Depot in Salt Lake City on May 15.

“It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious,” Romney quipped in an interview recently. “It won’t be much of a fight. We’ll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit.”

Evidently, getting beat by one black guy wasn’t enough for Romney. Nice to have known ya, Mitt.

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9 years ago

Bieber is a f*g