Oh there you are Paris. You disappeared for awhile. Usurped by former BFF Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton now appears in random places. She still makes bank as a DJ, but probably yearns for Kim’s limelight. The other day she dropped in at the “Thunder From Down Under” show in Vegas for a bachelorette party. She was invited onstage, asked to fake an orgasm and did so quite convincingly. If you’ve ever wanted an erection at work or on the subway, watch this video now.
So what? I saw Paris snort coke of some dude’s cock.