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Suge Knight’s New Defense: I’m Legally Blind in Left Eye

Suge Knight is turning into a pussy before our very eyes. The ex-gang member who once hung Vanilla Ice upside down over a balcony now claims every health ailment to avoid his trial. Tummy aches, ‘inadequate treatment’, panic attacks…so ungangsta-like. This dude will not survive prison if he keeps complaining like this. He might as well loosen up his butthole now.

Knight’s defense lawyer, Matt Fletcher, now claims blindness prevented him from seeing Terry Carter when he ran him down. Wow, the defense is getting creative. Next, Knight’ll claim an out-of-body experience took him away from himself that day.

Fletcher also claims that moments before being hit, Carter yelled something to the effect of, “Should I shoot him?” and Knight couldn’t see the man was unarmed.

“I can’t see,” he told a Los Angeles criminal court judge last week, claiming he has 15% vision in one eye and is blind in the other.

Look at this pic, this is what happens when tough guys realize they’ll probably die in prison.

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Nigga’s gonna be the same bi-rapist he’s always been!!! Just more of an “open killer”!!!

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And I can kill a motherfucker with a car!!!

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Suge will make a lovely bride.

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