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I Don’t Get This Movie

Here’s the trailer for Fifty Shades Darker, the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey that might not even get made considering there is no director or whatever. It’s a 3 second scene of Christian Grey putting on a mask. I’m guessing they’re planning on ripping off Eyes Wide Shut.

By the way, I watched Fifty Shades over the weekend and it was about as bad as everyone described it. I’ve seen better chemistry in a 3rd grade science class. The S&M wasn’t even that kinky. There wasn’t even blood or gagging or that awkward moment when you come into the bedroom wearing a crotchless clown suit and have to apologize because it’s “not that kind of party.” Well, how was I supposed to know this was grandma’s birthday?

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