Jon Hamm Once Led Frat Pledges Around by Their Balls with a Hammer

Jon Hamm sounded like a douche in college. At least if you believe Star magazine. A recent investigation discovered Hamm fucked with pledges in his Sigma Nu frat way beyond the usual hazings. It got so bad that an arrest warrant was issued for Hamm, which led to a plea deal later on. Via Radar:

According to explosive court documents obtained by Star magazine, Hamm was involved in a fraternity pledging incident gone wrong on November 10, 1990, at the University of Texas at Austin.

The court documents claim that Hamm and his fellow Sigma Nu frat brothers struck a prospective pledge with a wooden paddle more than 30 times on that night. They also allegedly picked him up by his underwear and “pulled it back and forth in a sawing motion,” causing “great pain.” Hamm even set the pledge’s pants on fire, the documents claim, “and would not let [the pledge] extinguish the flame with his hand but made [him] blow it out.

Next, the documents claim, Hamm “hooked the claw of a hammer underneath [the pledge’s] genitals and led him by the hammer around the room.” He rounded out the night by breaking into the apartment of another pledge, the documents claim, “in order to bring [him] to the fraternity house” to subject him to “similar hazing activity.”

The mother of the first pledge reported the incident and arrest warrants were issued for Hamm and seven other frat members. Three of them were sentenced to 30 days in jail for hazing. Hamm was charged with misdemeanor hazing and assault charges, but they were dismissed in 1995 after he reached a plea deal.

Why do frats do such homoerotic things like paddle each other’s asses and hook hammers to each other’s balls? It’s like they can’t admit they’re gay and have to camouflage it with beer and alpha male chest pounding. Secretly though, they want to put a finger into each other’s buttholes.

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