I know by internet standards this video is older than the women Aaron Taylor-Johnson likes to bang… Wait, was that reference too obscure? Well, whatever. I mean this is old. Okay? Shut up.
Anyway, up on Live Leak is this video of a guy in Guatemala eating a cat. Alive. All while his buddies egg him on and, um, this is NSFL. I had to find a cat to pet and whisper “everything will be alright” after watching this.