Taylor Swift Turning Calvin Harris Into a Cat Obsessed Man

Ahh, the effects of women. One day, you’re a good-looking, superstar DJ able to get any woman you want and the next, you’re Instagramming pics of your girlfriend’s cat. Seriously, Calvin, you’re famous. Go screw more women. Live the American dream. Harris Instagrammed a pic of Swift’s cats simply captioned ‘Moment’. As in the moment he lost his balls. Dude went from this:

to this:

Soon, Harris will mind meld into one with Swift and share her obsession with her cats.

I woke up like thissss (With a cat on me)

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They've come a long way since the hourly cat fights of the past.

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Her apartment probably smells like tuna…which isn’t the ONLY thing that smells like tuna. Zing!

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