Brad Pitt Allegedly Bisexual and Sleeps with ‘Rent Boys’

This is somewhat of a shocker. According to Star Magazine, Brad Pitt likes to dabble in the fine art of boning men. Well, it doesn’t say Pitt likes to bone them, maybe he’s a power bottom, so let’s not jump to conclusions.

Their lasting Hollywood romance may be a surprise, but there’s a reason for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s relationship has worked so well over that the world doesn’t know about. Hollywood insider Hesham “Sham” Ibrahim, who has been a long-time traveler with the same social circles as Brad and Angelina, exclusively told Star, “I don’t want to define Brad Pitt’s sexuality, but whatever it is, he’s into guys.”

And his sexuality with men isn’t a new thing. Sham told Star that Brad’s bisexuality has been going on for close to 10 years and even spoke about two of his male hookups. Cameron Fox, who did adult films and was an all-American looking adult-film actor, was contacted by Brad on a website called RentBoy.com nearly a decade ago. The two were supposed to meet at a hotel in Monterey, California. “When [Cameron] got there, an assistant met him in the lobby and took him to a room. Sure enough, there was Brad Pitt,” Sham tells Star. “Brad took one look at him, gave him a thousand dollars and asked him to leave. Cameron wasn’t as attractive as he appeared to be in his pictures. I guess Brad has picky taste.”

Sham also heard reports that this was a common case if his men weren’t up to his expectation. But when he did find one he liked, Brad seemed to have a routine down to the last detail. “They said he seemed to have the whole scenario pretty much worked out,” Sham says.

And how does Angelina feel about her dreamboat husband straying away for other men? Fine! She too is bisexual and openly admitted her romance with Oscar-winning onetime girlfriend Jenny Shimizu. “It was a wild experience,” Angelina said in response to her dating Jenny for years.

“As someone who has dated bisexual men, I have to say that having an understanding really is the only way their relationship can last,” emphasizes Sham. “They need to accept each other, and, since Angelina is into girls, they do.”

Man, harsh. Being a bisexual and all isn’t the shocker. But summoning someone over like cattle, then giving them a grand to leave because they weren’t up to your tastes? That dude shoulda been like “Whoa whoa, hold up here. You don’t think I’m up to your tastes? Have you looked in the mirror lately? You’ve got more lines than Disneyland on a holiday.” Hey ohh!

Seriously though, Angelina Jolie is right in front of you and you want a large dick in your mouth. Jolie’s freaky. If you really wanted a dick, she could wear the dildo and pretend to be your master. Who knows, maybe that happens already.