Brandon Flowers Saves 7 Years of Facial Hair, Women Grimace But Still Not Deterred 

The Killers frontman, Brandon Flowers, is trying to see just how far he can go before women don’t find him attractive. In his most recently publicized stunt, Flowers admitted to keeping his shaved off facial hair in a plastic ziplock bag – cuuuute! 

“I’ll grow five or six days growth, make sure that the sink is dry, use an electric razor, catch it in the sink, and then I’m able to just scoop it into the bag!”

His OCD could be your win, ladies! Are you into that old timey, carnival barker mustache circa Sam’s Town? Well, aren’t you in for a treat! You can potentially have it for your full-sized Brandon Flowers body pillow, because that’s what kicked off the debilitating ritual that has been ruling Mr. Brightside’s life since 2008! That’s right, calm yourself, that boy’s holding on to 7 years of facial hair: roughly 470 shaves.

“It’s a lot of hair!” he added. “But it’s compacted. And it doesn’t smell. It’s all black but about half way up you start to see some greys. I don’t know what to do with it yet. It means something.”

It definitely means something, Brandon. It definitely means something.

“I’d still do him,” agree women everywhere.

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7 years ago

I think the consensus over the years has been than BFlo is insane but hot. Which mental issue turns you on? His fear of numbers gets me going. Nervous laughter and jitteriness? Take me, you beautiful piece of man. All of those stalker songs? YES.

Maybe we just want to fix him. Brando might be a little less hot if he were a little less crazy.

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