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Here’s the ‘Point Break’ Remake That No One Ever Wanted to See

Remember Point Break starring Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves? One of best cult action movies of the 90s? Yea, Warner Bros. remade it. The trailer and poster were released today and it’s just as terrible as you’d imagine.

This time, instead of surfers, Johnny Utah infiltrates a team of extreme sports junkies who are into big-wave surfing, wingsuit flying, sheer-face snowboarding, free rock climbing and high speed motorcycling. You don’t even want to know who makes cameos in this. Hint: Steve Aoki.

In 10 years it’ll be like your childhood never happened because studios will have systematically wiped out the movies you loved with awful remakes. You might as well kill yourself now.

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