Morgan Freeman Comes Out in Support of Marijuna, Pot Enthusiasts Give a Resounding ‘Duuuude’

In a move that shocked no one, world’s chillest grandpa, Morgan Freeman, came out in support of marijuana this weekend. Pot enthusiasts everywhere nodded silently in agreement while reaching for another handful of Doritos.

“They used to say, ‘You smoke that stuff, boy, you get hooked!” says a chuckling Freeman.

“My first wife got me into it many years ago. How do I take it? However it comes! I’ll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it!”

While you enjoy the mental image of everyone’s favorite movie God snorting pot (what?!), know that Freeman supports the popular herb for it’s “many useful uses”.

“I have fibromyalgia pain in this arm, and the only thing that offers any relief is marijuana.”

“They’re talking about kids who have grand mal seizures, and they’ve discovered that marijuana eases that down to where these children can have a life. That right there, to me, says, ‘Legalize it across the board!'”

The cannabis community is already showing it’s proud support to have a successful, functioning, adult support marijuana use. (Two out of three, Snoop Dogg; we just can’t give you “adult,” and “functioning” is pushing it sometimes.) This may not be because he’s successful and functioning but, more because he’s a 77-year-old dude with the melodic voice of God who’s gobbling down pot in any form. Morgan, let us suggest a special cookbook or cooking show, we’d love to know your recipes for drinking pot.

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