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Josh Duggar Taught His Sisters to Kiss (When He Wasn’t Molesting Them)

As if you weren’t already totally peeved out by the creepy Christian cult, (and we’re saying prior to this entire incident), an old Cosmo article was dug up with Jessa Duggar admitting she planned to learn to kiss from her infamous brother, Josh, and her dad, Jim-Bob.

Last year, when the Duggar ladies interviewed for a magazine their beliefs are staunchly against but wallets are totally for, Cosmopolitan, it could be described as “uncomfortable,” and “why?”. Now, the the interview can be best described with profound looks of disgust and some light projectile vomiting.

So you’ve never kissed anyone? Nope — well, I [Jessa] mean my brothers! I think all of us girls have really purposed to save our first kiss for our wedding day.

Just a few weeks ago, this answer would have been conservatively nauseating, but it has now managed to be much  worse. Trumping that even yet is Jessa’s answer about where she will find advice about how to kiss, which was sure as hell not going to be reading the pages of Cosmo: Jesus ain’t down with that.

I’m sure I’ll be getting advice from people who are good kissers! My parents are pretty good kissers! They very much like to show their kiss in public places, so they kiss in front of us all the time. [And I’d ask] my oldest brother. He’s been married for five years. And friends and people around me who I look up to. But I don’t think it’s too hard to figure out though.

While this comment is horrific on so many levels, the major one is dear brother, Josh, who has already had too much say in her sexual life.  (Also, that her parents are her ideal image of kissing – gross.)

Jim Bob Michelle Duggar Kissing Challenge

Mmm, cup that elbow, Michelle.

Jessa Duggar’s father-in-law has used this as an opportunity to express his lack of surprise saying people shouldn’t be shocked by Josh’s actions because so many people would do the same thing if not for the consequences of getting caught!

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh. We should not be shocked that this occurred in the Duggar’s home, we should rather be thankful to God if we have been spared such, and pray that he would keep us and our children from falling.

Phew! Thank goodness there are legal AND biblical consequences to pedophelia! Surely they’re what’s stopping everyone and not people just being decent humans! You’re thankful to be spared this!? Nope. Not being molested ranks pretty high on the list of things people shouldn’t have to count as a blessing before bed.  Things that are not okay for $1000, Alex.

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I’m still trying to get past these girls doing a interview with Cosmopolitan. The hypocrisy of this family is astounding. Just the knowledge that one of Duggar Dad’s rules is “side hugs” only from his daughters…this is a big waving red flag. Oh, these poor girls, they are so brainwashed, they don’t have clue.

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