Salma Hayek Knows What Works on the Red Carpet. Cleavage, and Lots of It

Salma Hayek, by now, what else is there to say. She is the original Sofia Vergara. Hot, Latina, amply blessed.

Now, name any of her movies. Who knows, right? That’s why they have IMDB and holy s**t! She’s 49?? What the hell? There, says it right thereCrap, that’s…impressive. 

Hayek is not human then. She must have been beamed down from outer space sent to ridicule 49-year olds everywhere. Somewhere on a planet far away, there are a bunch of hot, 40+ year olds with cleavage swaying left and right, not knowing their powers can enslave the human race. Hopefully, they come for us soon.

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