Charlize Theron Comes to Her Senses and Dumps Sean Penn

No one likes assholes. Well, except for those into rim jobs. But most people hate dicks. Umm..except for… Anyway, you get the picture.

Looks like Charlize Theron realized what everyone else knew. Sean Penn’s an asshole and who wants to put up with that s**t? Hit the road, Penn. That exquisite angel we call Theron dumped old man Penn. Game on for the rest of the us.

US Weekly reports:

One insider tells Us that the high-profile pair, who got together in December 2013, decided that their romance was over following their most recent jaunt to the Cannes Film Festival in the south of France. The source tells Us that Theron, 39, was the one to break things off with the fellow Oscar winner.

These two set got engaged last December in a truly…understated affair.

A year into their relationship, Us exclusively reported in December 2014 that they had gotten secretly engaged during a trip to Paris. There was, however, no elaborate proposal. “There’s no ring, but they are committed,” an insider told Us at the time.

Theron hasn’t given a reason for the breakup, so let’s keep going with the most logical line of reasoning. Penn is a hard to deal with dick. And Theron is a fair maiden who deserves better. Yoo hoo Charlize, overrrr herrrre!! *waves pale blogger hand*

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