Kim Kardashian Rented Out Staples Center for Kanye’s Birthday Because a Card Just Wouldn’t Do

Ballller! That’s Kanye West, after Kim Kardashian rented out the Staples Center for his 38th birthday. Amazing, Kanye saw more basketball action in June than the Lakers and Clippers combined. Kardashian dropped over $100,000 on the party and the guest list included Justin Bieber, Tyga, Pusha T. James and NBA players Russell Westbrook and John Wall in an East versus West matchup.

First, Kardashian blindfolded Kanye like motherfucking ISIS and led him to the party:

Surprise!

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jun 8, 2015 at 7:13pm PDT

When they got there, John Legend sang the National Anthem while the Kardashian clan cheered Kanye on. Kim even got the LA Lakers cheerleaders to act like they cared.

So, basically, a really expensive fantasy camp experience. Did Kanye get a juice box and orange slices afterwards? Next year, Kim plans to send him to NASA for space camp. Wheee!!

WEST VS EAST

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jun 8, 2015 at 6:52pm PDT

Kim rented out staples bitch!!! Him and his boys are going to ball!!!! Happy birthday Yeezy!!!!

A post shared by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Jun 8, 2015 at 2:23pm PDT

Happy Birthday @kanyewest #KanyeWest !!!! Best Birthday Party ever..love that Kim rented out the Staples Center for the day so you and your friends could play!!!! #nobigdeal #uniformswerefab #surprise #eastvswest #love #family

A post shared by Kris Jenner (@krisjenner) on Jun 8, 2015 at 5:15pm PDT