That Time Channing Tatum Almost Burned His Penis Off

Channing Tatum recently went on “The Howard Stern Show” and caused millions of women to cry out in anguish. Tatum talked about the time he filmed The Eagle. Evidently, conditions were really cold and much of the cast were keeping warm in wetsuits by pouring warm water inside the suit. Tatum tells Stern:

“So, this poor guy – he had been, for 13 hours, running up a hill to boil [a] huge bottle of water, fill it half-full with, like, actual kettle water, run back down the muddy hill and then put [it with] the river water, and then come over to me just to keep me warm all day.”

Unfortunately, one time this assistant didn’t mention to Tatum the water he handed him was boiling water.  Tatum reacted the way you’d think:

“I started hyperventilating and screaming and jumping back into the river…We had wetsuits on which was the worst part about it…It kept burning for the next twenty to thirty minutes.”

Ironically, the ambulance that came over to save his “cock and balls” was playing “Sex on Fire” by Kings of Leon. Tatum says there wasn’t any skin on it after, but no scars now. Lucky for all the ladies out there. It’s really not easy explaining a deformed penis to a girl. “But, it’s got…’character'”

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