Well, Kate Moss Called a Pilot a ‘Basic Bitch’ After Being Drunkenly Escorted Off a Plane, Who’s Surprised?

Basic Bitch [bey-sik ˈbich] (noun): What a drunk-off-her-own-stash-of-vodka Kate Moss calls you after being denied airplane alcohol and kicked off the plane you are piloting.

The Daily Mail quotes one of the passengers:

“She called the pilot a “basic bitch” as police led her off the plane, she was a little drunk and had a disagreement with another passenger on the flight as she was refused alcohol and then went to serve her own vodka from her cabin luggage.”

Of course Kate Moss has a carry-on vodka stash. Rule one, always be prepared. While Moss was not arrested and no formal complaints were made, she was still escorted off her easyJet flight by Bedfordshire Police after landing in London.

The same passenger claimed that Moss was not acting aggressive and was honestly really funny. Perhaps the easyJet staff were just salty they couldn’t price gouge for the free, in-flight entertainment.

The question here is, how can I plan all my future flights with drunk Kate Moss? The ‘Basic Bitch Fee’ is an extra fee I will have no complaints about.

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