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Why Jaden Smith Wore a Batman Costume to Prom — No, Being Retarded Wasn’t the Reason

Remember when Jaden Smith wore a white Batman suit to prom? Unless his prom date was a theater major, she probably wasn’t having it. Because no girl likes to be upstaged.

Well, there’s a method to Smith’s madness. By ‘madness’, we mean ‘retardation’.

From GQ:

Why did you wear a white Batman suit to Kim and Kanye’s wedding and prom? Tell us the story behind it.

I wore the Batman suit to heighten my experience at the wedding and prom which was fun, but also at the wedding I felt as though I needed to protect everyone there and needed to have the proper gear to do so.

Hey people, get a load of this wack job. Jaden’s going to protect everyone in his flamboyant white Batman costume. Smith looks like the type of person who’d emit a high-pitched shriek like a baby racoon if ever confronted. He’d be the first Batman to wet his pants.

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Claude
Claude
5 years ago

“Retarded”
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