Katie Couric’s husband rushed home only to be disappointed. But, but..I thought we were gonna have anal??
Amy Schumer went on The Tonight Show and told the time she borrowed Katie Couric’s phone when she was gone, pretended to be Couric and offered up her butthole.
Both attended the Glamour Women of the Year awards where Couric met Schumer and boldly proclaimed, “I love humor!”. Ooook . So, Schumer gave her something to laugh about when Couric left her phone on their table.
She left her phone open to texts from [her husband, John Molner]. Don’t worry! I didn’t do anything. Except I picked it up, just without even thinking, to text him: “I wanna have anal tonight.” And I sent it… I didn’t even think. It just happened. I pick up the phone, it happened so fast. I show Mindy and I go, “Look what happened!’” She’s like, “What do you mean what happened? You did that! You just did that!” I show Colbert and he is on the floor laughing, like, on the floor. Katie comes back like 90 seconds later and her and her husband are like, “So… we’re leaving.” Like, “I don’t know why he wants to leave.” She loves humor.
Schumer says Couric came back 90 seconds later and said, “So, we’re leaving.” Mm hmm…Husband wants to tap dat Couric ass. What’s Couric, 60 years old by now? Anal with her would be like screwing two soggy pancakes mashed together.