Chrissy Teigen’s Topless Crusade Against Instagram Continues

Chrissy Teigen will be remembered as the Rosa Parks of Instagram. “I will not put this titty back in my shirt”. “Free the titty!” A million woman march, two million breasts in solidarity against Instagram’s no nudity policy. The next generation of celebrities will sing hymns celebrating Teigen’s brave stand to let the breasts be free and be proud.

This time around, Teigen posted another topless photo of her right boob, cleverly covered up by a water bottle.

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Teigen isn’t shy at all. She’s gone full frontal nude and topless before.

Let’s all applaud Teigen. Such courage. It only takes one act of resistance to overthrow a regime. One round, soft, bouncy, squishy act of resistance.

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