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Elle Fanning — Forever Alone. Won’t You Be Her Friend?

She may be a hotshot actress, but Elle Fanning knows the pain of being forever alone. “Why won’t this phone ring???” she screams inside at her cell. Instead, nothing happens. Maybe she’ll check Facebook and find out what everyone else is doing. No, that’ll just make her sadder. What’s the point of celebrity if no one wants to hang out with you? Maybe hire some friends, Fanning. Hollywood does it all the time. Or cocaine. Cocaine makes everything better. People will hang out with you if you have cocaine. Then you won’t be, Forever Alone. You will, however, be a coke addict. But again, not a Forever Alone coke addict.

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Juan Alejandro
5 years ago

Do not be sad, Elle, if you fell like that. I am alone, forever alone too (I hope not forever hehe), but maybe, you are not alone as we think. I hope so. I would like to be with you, when you are alone as me, and when you are not. Won’t I Be your Friend? Yes… that will be splendid! but, did you still have a boyfriend… I would like to be your boyfriend, you know? that will be a miracle! I hope God keeps you fine, healthy and happy. And do not be sad now, I did this… Read more »

Juan Alejandro
5 years ago

Do not be sad, Elle, if you fell like that. You are not alone. Never swetie :) Sometimes, I am or I fell alone, forever alone too (I hope not forever hehe), but maybe, you are not alone as we think. I hope so. I would like to be with you, when you are or when you fell alone as sometimes I did, and when you are not. Won’t I Be your Friend? Yes… that will be splendid! I hope God keeps you fine, healthy and happy. And do not be sad now, I did this for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcYeIfb3El0 I… Read more »

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