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Khloé Kardashian Covers Complex, Looks… Good?

Khloé Kardashian, the other Kardashian, did an interview and shoot with Complex. She looked good and the interview wasn’t just a series of grunts. That’s about the nicest thing I’ve ever said about Khloé Kardashian.

Some interesting tidbits from the interview include Khloé telling everyone to back off of Kylie Jenner and Tyga because she was fucking someone in their 20s when she was 16.

I think at 16 I was probably fucking someone that was in their 20s, for sure. I wouldn’t say I was even dating, probably just sleeping with them. But again Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, “Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?” and have her say, “Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s,” or “Going to prom.” That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.

What’s the over/under on whether or not she was getting railed by a famous black guy?

She also heard her mom, 50, having sex with a 32-year-old.

My mom is living the good life right now. When I found out she was dating, or even texting back and forth, it was so weird to see her giggly. I’m like, “How do you flirt? Like, what do you guys say?” And it is disgusting. It’s awkward. Why is a 32-year-old, or whatever he is, why is he talking to a 50-fabulous-something woman? That’s just—and I say it to her all the time—weird. Hearing them have sex is wild and I’m traumatized.

Well at her house, thank god. We were downstairs, and we just heard like [claps]. It’s really a traumatizing thing. And the headboard just going….

Khloé later went on Instagram to post unretouched photos of herself to prove all the haters wrong.

This one is for all the troll haters out there that cannot seem to give me an ounce of credit for my daily workouts! The image on the left is an unretouched photo from the actual camera on the day of the shoot. The image on the right is the retouched photo. Yes skin is smooth and shadows are removed but I still think I look good on the left image. Flaws and all 🙊❤️💋 hi hater!!! Click on it… I know you want to 😝

Oh, look. A small photo with blown out highlights. Not that I’m disagreeing with her, but, c’mon. Maybe post something a little more convincing. Something that doesn’t look like it’s using a Madonna photo shoot filter.

http://instagram.com/p/5pb3mzhRjK

Check out the rest of the spread at Complex.

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