Miley Cyrus has pretty much fulfilled my every fantasy. Become rich, have a famous dad and, now, fingerbang a Victoria’s Secret model while making out with her in a parking lot. It’s like she secretly memorized my bucket list.
The Victoria’s Secret model in question is Stella Maxwell. The video was shot Tuesday night in a parking lot in Hollywood. They started making out when they noticed the camera to make a point. The point being Miley Cyrus lives a charmed life. Miley’s hand eventually ended up down Stella’s pants.
God dammit. The last time I was in Hollywood, the only thing interesting that happened to me was a homeless guy pounding on my window telling me he left his stuff in my car.
GIF via Defamer.
@f**k I like that.